Here we go….

Working

Learning how to do this.

I learn how to do things differently than most people.  This always confused my teachers in school.  In fact when I was in kindergarten a snooty student teacher that knew everything about childhood development was convinced I was autistic.  This was 1980.  Yeah, I’m autistic because I am bored to freak’n death in kindergarten.  Well, I did have a speech impediment that required seven years of speech therapy but I am all better now.

I do have ADD but not the hyperactivity.  Anyone that knows me knows that I do not do fast.  I am working on that.  I get distracted all the time.  Now to my defense most of my distractions are focused on my kids.  I do better with structure and I am going to whip this blog into shape by working on it religiously.  Universal life Unitarian style

Also, I want to state that I am completely intimidated with all my friends and their blogs.  Seriously, I am scared to death to be doing this.  I actually know people that get paid cash money for writing and being all witty.  I am a hack.  Tweeting a little ditty is one thing, but developing a thought and putting structure to it so people enjoy it…..  

Distraction:  Portland I love you and all the wonderful non-meth head residents. 

Alright, now to some business.  Right now I am running an amazing sale.  You get to pick anything from my store and get 50% with free shipping.  Enter the coupon code “Cool.”

Seriously, go and buy this locket with the coupon code: Cool   

Well, that wasn’t too bad and while I was writing this I got some awesome news.  I now have my next post all planned out.  Talk to you soon and remember this:  Wise men count their blessings, fools count their problems.